David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. In the Netherlands, just remember “B”, for “blobby”

    In the Netherlands, just remember “B”, for “blobby”

  2. Cow parts

    Cow parts

  3. David: Derek posted actual photos of his children!
    Rachel: What?!
    Rachel: He hates those.
  4. TEO
  5. GENERATING TUMBLR PARTY

    GENERATING TUMBLR PARTY

  6. Rachel: I bought it in the cloud. We can watch it. iTunes will know!
    Rachel: Follow up question...
    Rachel: My cloud is full.
    Rachel: Is that a thing?
  7. Exploradora

    Exploradora

  8. Sidekarping by Jay Parkinson

    “For the record, I love motorcycles, but going over 50mph in that thing is terrifying.” – Jay

  9. I AM THE STORM KING

    I AM THE STORM KING