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  1. I think this one is my favorite

  2. Boxer briefs look much more professional.

  3. I’m so excited to show this to Rachel

    I’m so excited to show this to Rachel

  4. I just shaved (with a razor) for the first time

    Observations:

    • I’m bleeding a LOT.
    • I can’t feel my face.
    • I feel like Lyle Lodwick.
    • I should have looked up how to do this before I started.

  5. Colbert finally mentioned Tumblr on air! My life is complete.

  7. Russell Simmons Blasts Interfaith Symbols From His Ground Zero Windows While the “Ground Zero Mosque” site is two blocks away from Ground Zero, rap mogul Russell Simmons’ apartment is across the street! This week he put various religious symbols in his windows to support religious freedom. via ihatethismess

    Russell Simmons Blasts Interfaith Symbols From His Ground Zero Windows

    While the “Ground Zero Mosque” site is two blocks away from Ground Zero, rap mogul Russell Simmons’ apartment is across the street! This week he put various religious symbols in his windows to support religious freedom.

    via ihatethismess

  8. A billion ☃

    David: We're going to run out of 32-bit integers this year!
    Rachel: Then you can start over from zero but with a snowman at the beginning.
  9. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    Warewolf Bar Mitzvah by Tracy Jordan

    via jerrybrito

  10. “These huge rolling objects come through here and you get in them and they take you to other places.”
    — Foursquare tip at Back Bay Station