David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. New Jersey’s so lucky getting to look at our fireworks.
  2. Could be interesting looking if the fireworks really start in 10 minutes
    Could be interesting looking if the fireworks really start in 10 minutes
  3. Did anyone notice the crowd Palin resigned in front of?
    Did anyone notice the crowd Palin resigned in front of?
  4. via myeviltwin
  5. Transformers 2

    Rachel: That isn't something that happens!
    [2 hours later]
    Rachel: Who won?
    David: I think the robots.
  6. I googled him on Google.
    — Dana
  7. Cyborg name (via Eric)
  8. reCAPTCHA (via blakewhitman and justin)
  9. Billy Mays attributes the power of his on-screen persona to an incident during his teenage years when he accidentally ingested a Caps Lock key from an IBM PS/2 keyboard.