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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Robert: Why is there a broken condom wrapper in my closet?
    Robert: Did I have sex in here?
    Robert: Maybe someone else had sex in here...
    Robert: And didn't invite me?
    Robert: Boy, that was rude of them.
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