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  1. Just tried cooking. Smoke triggered security system which sent the Fire Department. Sorry Ladder 12.

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    This would totally happen to me lol.
  6. dapperdean said: yikes! leave the cooking to the pros.
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  8. strle said: at least there’s no sprinklers!