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  1. Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed →

    “You’re going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?”

    via somethingchanged

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    wow. I wish they had this for Season 2, because I just finished watching it last night… my favourite Tracy Jordan moment...
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    …Conceptual poetry, following the tradition of Kenneth Goldsmith. I only wish it had been done in the style of The...
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    This is seriously amazing. “Ken, these interns are wearing me out. It’s...I said in my...
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    binding form of non-judicial dispute resolution.” Everytime I had a shit day, I’m gonna read this list.
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    I voted for NADERRRRRR!
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    “You are my Radar O’Reilly, Ken. Now get in here and rub my feet til you hear...chopper...
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    “Petey Pete, for letting us use...sound booth, please accept this chinchilla coat.”
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    this list owns my life.
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    Try reading this silently WITHOUT hearing Tracy Jordan’s voice in your head. It’s impossible.
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