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1. Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed →

   “You’re going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?”

   via somethingchanged

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   Posted on June 26th, 2009 at 3:53pm Posted 2 years ago / Source: somethingchanged

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   wow. I wish they had this for Season 2, because I just finished watching it last night… my favourite Tracy Jordan moment...

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    …Conceptual poetry, following the tradition of Kenneth Goldsmith. I only wish it had been done in the style of The...

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    binding form of non-judicial dispute resolution.” Everytime I had a shit day, I’m gonna read this list.

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