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  1. Rachel’s never heard of Mexican Jumping Beans. I have no idea what to do.

  1. wanderlustandtethers said: Get her a pair!
  2. fuckyeahdavidd reblogged this from david
  3. lifeofbk said: I think the answer is pretty obvious.
  4. ben said: Buy some, show her, and thenthrow them away when you realize how gross they are. Larvae in shells.
  5. galaxycunt reblogged this from david and added:
    throw them at her lol