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   burn:

   It’s difficult to say bad things about your friend’s mom, but given that she has a higher tumblarity than me, I think it is within my social graces to say that Barbara is really mean. Like, one time, I was at her place, and she was all like, “Hi, Robert,” and I was like, “Oh, Hi, Barbara” and then she was like, “Is that a new shirt? I like it.” BUT SHE DAMN WELL KNEW IT WASN’T.

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   Posted on August 13th, 2009 at 11:10am Posted 2 years ago / Source: burn

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    Yeah, but your tumblarity is 42. So, like, that’s pretty awesome.

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