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  1. Moms learning how to tag photos on Facebook is like velociraptors learning how to open doors.
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    or ninjabunnies how to open unlocked bedroom doors.
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    And, who knows what it’s like, wives learning how to tag photos on Facebook…?? Yes, one never knows.
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