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1. Things I Learned from the Shark vs. Cat war

   By velvetrobots:

   1. A lot of things about cats.
   2. Cats are incredible animals that have been revered since the Egyptians.
   3. It’s not that difficult to work with people with common interests.
   4. Shark people can be mean, but Cat people can always keep their class intact.
   5. 100,000 seconds takes a very long time.
   6. 100 seconds during a war takes longer.
   7. But, longest of all, is the calculation.
   8. Sharks mostly emphasize how “awesome” they are because they can kill.
   9. Cats mostly emphasize humor, cuteness, and cultural references. Cats are revered in human society. No one came blame us.
   10. Competition is fun.

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   Posted on August 28th, 2009 at 3:08pm Posted 1 year ago

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   11. cats are cooler

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    2. Ask any Egyptian. 3. The secret. 4. Above the fray. 9. Ever heard “the cat ate my homework”? 10. Cats rule!

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    1. I used to just hate cats. (This is my most unpopular internet opinion ever.) Now I hate cats AND sharks. 2. Tumblr is...

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    I learned cats rule.and so do cat people.

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    hahahahah love it.

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