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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. When I wake up at night in a bad mood, I like to throw all my neighbor’s recycling down the trash shoot.

  1. gaymeoutofmymind reblogged this from david and added:
    karp i know this was from
  2. thereismonstersinmyfuckingpants reblogged this from david and added:
    During school, i look out...window and say “god i wish i was in ANY one of those cars, i...
  3. chrispazen reblogged this from david and added:
    apparently I’m the only person on Tumblr who does NOT
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