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  1. Caption contest:  Help us sell more t-shirts!
We’ll send you a free shirt if your caption gets chosen!
What should these say?

    Caption contest:  Help us sell more t-shirts!

    We’ll send you a free shirt if your caption gets chosen!

    What should these say?

  1. lasarahrose reblogged this from david and added:
    Left: Life is so much better on Tumblr. All the cool people have
  2. wtfzlol answered: beer not included (for the one on the right, obv)
  3. ad7am answered: Tumblr-er. Tumblr-est.
  4. aladyatherbest answered: cause myspace SUCKS !!!
  5. sparo answered: “dude, seriously” at least for the jacob one
  6. -deadblog- answered: FREE TEE? OMGOMGOMG IM SO EXCITED, I CANT COME UP WITH ANYTHING. DAMMIT!
  7. pedrosantiago answered: Tumblr yourself
  8. chesroke answered: Tumble-Weave
  9. singulus answered: You wanna sell more shirts. Get Meaghan out there …
  10. extendedclubmix answered: Cafepress.com
  11. ryderripps answered: OMFT
  12. thebeemilla answered: Tumblr Tees: now available in nerd sizes.
  13. notesfromundervault answered: I Tumblr; therefore, I am. (on back: Follow Me!)
  14. nearperfectwrists answered: follow and reblog.
  15. meta-meta answered: Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet
  16. biohazard769 reblogged this from david
  17. pierreism answered: Left: Show off your Tumblr gang sign. Outlaw approved.
  18. danberte answered: “YOUR CAPTION HERE” is sublime perfect
  19. tomw answered: tumblring down the rabbit hole
  20. berezina answered: Left: Behind Your Eyes - Right: So Easy, I Can Do It - Other: Cheaper Than Snorting Cocaine Off Your Boyfriend’s Penis
  21. emilgh answered: Fuck Yeah! Tumblr!
  22. recro answered: HighOnTumblr DrunkOnTumblr
  23. yummeh answered: do the tumblr
  24. dearestqwerty answered: Jealous, aren’t you?
  25. mingyin answered: LEFT: 2 H!p f0r Sp3llChk
  26. kamekimmyme answered: tumblr-riffic. tumblr-o
  27. itsintheether answered: Tumblr, I wouldn’t have it any other way
  28. shoestringsocial answered: Follow
  29. mariamxp answered: i ♥ tumblr =)
  30. colinster answered: follow me, i’ve got something to share.
  31. wtfitskathrina answered: Buy two shirts, and get a free beer.
  32. nikography answered: chris: wear your favorite website right over YOUR like button.
  33. alessiamonti answered: Right: There are 2 things I can’t live without: my beer and my tumblr. of course. Left: try to decode the message if you want my number.
  34. onigiri answered: Tumblr, free as in beer.
  35. vb answered: Tumblr: the other white blog
  36. petervidani answered: The easiest way to shirt.
  37. kari-shma answered: you should send me one anyways, pretty please. cos they don’t ship to india :( .. and the tshirts came out only after I left New York.
  38. rikin answered: damn it I always fucking choose wingdings.
  39. multimoulinette answered: Got loved!
  40. evanwalsh answered: “The final piece of your Build-A-Hipster kit” or “You can’t look any worse than he does, right?”
  41. bendelaney answered: #1 - “Don’t Worry. No One Understands This One.” #2 - “Get Tumblr Or Get Crunk. Or Both.”
  42. milesedwards answered: For the left one : Like Wingdings? You’ll love this.