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  1. Caption contest:  Help us sell more t-shirts! We’ll send you a free shirt if your caption gets chosen! What should these say?

    Caption contest:  Help us sell more t-shirts!

    We’ll send you a free shirt if your caption gets chosen!

    What should these say?

  1. lasarahrose reblogged this from david and added:
    Left: Life is so much better on Tumblr. All the cool people have
  2. wtfzlol answered: beer not included (for the one on the right, obv)
  3. ad7am answered: Tumblr-er. Tumblr-est.
  4. aladyatherbest answered: cause myspace SUCKS !!!
  5. sparo answered: “dude, seriously” at least for the jacob one
  6. cheshirecatt answered: FREE TEE? OMGOMGOMG IM SO EXCITED, I CANT COME UP WITH ANYTHING. DAMMIT!
  7. pedrosantiago answered: Tumblr yourself
  8. chesroke answered: Tumble-Weave
  9. singulus answered: You wanna sell more shirts. Get Meaghan out there …
  10. extendedclubmix answered: Cafepress.com
  11. ryderripps answered: OMFT
  12. thebeemilla answered: Tumblr Tees: now available in nerd sizes.
  13. notesfromundervault answered: I Tumblr; therefore, I am. (on back: Follow Me!)
  14. nearperfectwrists answered: follow and reblog.
  15. brendenmaloley answered: blog, follow, like, reblog = tumblr
  16. meta-meta answered: Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet
  17. -exo- answered: these should be black instead of blue
  18. biohazard769 reblogged this from david
  19. pierreism answered: Left: Show off your Tumblr gang sign. Outlaw approved.
  20. danberte answered: “YOUR CAPTION HERE” is sublime perfect
  21. tomw answered: tumblring down the rabbit hole
  22. berezina answered: Left: Behind Your Eyes - Right: So Easy, I Can Do It - Other: Cheaper Than Snorting Cocaine Off Your Boyfriend’s Penis
  23. Mingyin answered: LEFT: 2 H!p f0r Sp3llChk ; RIGHT: Putting the ‘smexy’ back in ‘nasty’ (excuse the double-post, missed out on one caption)
  24. emilgh answered: Fuck Yeah! Tumblr!
  25. recro answered: HighOnTumblr DrunkOnTumblr
  26. yummeh answered: do the tumblr
  27. dearestqwerty answered: Jealous, aren’t you?
  28. mingyin answered: LEFT: 2 H!p f0r Sp3llChk
  29. kamekimmyme answered: tumblr-riffic. tumblr-o
  30. itsintheether answered: Tumblr, I wouldn’t have it any other way
  31. shoestringsocial answered: Follow
  32. marininjaax answered: i ♥ tumblr =)
  33. colinster answered: follow me, i’ve got something to share.
  34. fuckyeahitskathrina answered: Buy two shirts, and get a free beer.
  35. nikography answered: chris: wear your favorite website right over YOUR like button.
  36. alessiamonti answered: Right: There are 2 things I can’t live without: my beer and my tumblr. of course. Left: try to decode the message if you want my number.
  37. onigiri answered: Tumblr, free as in beer.
  38. vb answered: Tumblr: the other white blog
  39. petervidani answered: The easiest way to shirt.
  40. kari-shma answered: you should send me one anyways, pretty please. cos they don’t ship to india :( .. and the tshirts came out only after I left New York.
  41. rikin answered: damn it I always fucking choose wingdings.
  42. multimoulinette answered: Got loved!
  43. evanwalsh answered: “The final piece of your Build-A-Hipster kit” or “You can’t look any worse than he does, right?”
  44. bendelaney answered: #1 - “Don’t Worry. No One Understands This One.” #2 - “Get Tumblr Or Get Crunk. Or Both.”
  45. milesedwards answered: For the left one : Like Wingdings? You’ll love this.
  46. olerud answered: DO WANT
  47. ambroseoccil answered: Follow. Reblog. Dashboard. Love, Tumblr. and for the second one, “Buying this shirt makes you as kick-ass as this guy.”
  48. burn answered: “Brings out your Come Hither look.”
  49. theslyestfox answered: Get separation anxiety whenever you log off Tumblr? Soften the blow by taking it with you./Want people to follow you in real life too?
  50. alexs answered: tumblr. it’ll getcha drunk!
  51. derbygirl answered: Comes in two sizes: Hipster and Dude
  52. tooepic answered: “Shirts for loverboys.” “Shirts for lovehandles.”
  53. leart answered: left: “Take Me Out” right: “BEEtumblR.”
  54. ltwp answered: Look amazing, or look ridiculous. Your choice.
  55. jeffgiddens answered: reblog this (downward arrow to crotch) - (perfect for spring break market)
  56. caseyyy answered: 2nd: warning:pabst blue ribbon beer not incuded
  57. joshmohrer answered: it would be absolutely insane to not use the pics of you.
  58. 6ixpassions answered: Share your love on Tumblr
  59. 200 answered: “Supreme super tumbling.” “Standard only.”
  60. squashed answered: “Even TopherChris looks handsome in this shirt.” Alternatively “You too can be on the Internet.”
  61. joeydi answered: *facial hair not included
  62. tumblrone answered: For all those who just can’t log off tumblr.
  63. eduruiz answered: My Tumblr, My Life
  64. madeulook answered: Jacob!!!!!!!!!!
  65. alittlebitofaturk answered: The shirt
  66. stujones answered: “this won me a free shirt”
  67. peterwknox answered: Increase your IRL Tumblarity; Get Followed on the Street; The Easiest Way to Blog is also the Easiest Shirt to Wear; Not EVERYTHING IS FREE
  68. hman answered: Tumbl Dry Only
  69. notprosaic answered: RHS: tumblr takes all the attention away, even from your man boobies.
  70. adidoesit answered: it’s all about reblogs, baby! | have tumblr, have a good time.
  71. adamiss answered: Before Tumblr… After.
  72. winstonwolfe answered: Tumblr T-shirts: They’re not just for Hipsters anymore
  73. gbattle answered: Left: “Jacob’s Ladder”. Right: “White Man’s Burden”
  74. tanya77 reblogged this from david and added:
    “Unfortunately, they don’t come in black, white, or grey.”
  75. morgenstern answered: beer not included
  76. dankster answered: the guy on the right is way fatter in person.
  77. teaandstrumpets answered: marvelousmanboobs.com
  78. poobah answered: My Tumbelarity fell 600 points and all I got was this damn shirt
  79. brocatus answered: be an icon | be one of the guys | old boys network
  80. tbeseda answered: Raised $5,200,000 and all I got was this shirt.
  81. badbeef answered: hips-tees.
  82. andrewfurth answered: fuckyatumblrshirts
  83. slackr answered: I’m a blog editor
  84. chartier answered: Short 1: “Crack the code, Save the blogosphere” (or just blogs?). Shirt 2: “Tumblr: For bloggers with discerning taste.”.”
  85. kbkarma answered: Left: Little did Staff know, but Jacob had switched with a cardboard cutout. Right: Beer? What beer? You must be drink… err, SEEING things.
  86. halfwaynowhere answered: Left: If your real life friends don’t understand this shirt, unfollow them. Right: Buy One. Even though Topherchris got his for free.
  87. whileyouwereout answered: available in sizes xs to xl
  88. beneipeter answered: Emoboy & Chuwakka rolls
  89. magicrob answered: Left: I’m actually naked. Right: Because we’re worth it
  90. r3d answered: L: “i tumbl you” R: “i’d tumbl you!”
  91. david-noel answered: Toph: Comes also in S / Jacob: comes also in XL
  92. classicistmike answered: Become the object of jealousy: it’s real-world tumblarity!
  93. carlovely answered: i accidently the whole tumblr tshirt
  94. biancarocksout answered: “God I’m so fucking pretty.”
  95. hennypotter answered: #1 you know you wanna touch it #2 IN REAL LIFE
  96. davidkendall answered: On the left: “Share the symbols.” On the right: “Beer not included.”
  97. un answered: L: “Sith Lords & Jedi Masters” R: “Uncle Owen”
  98. teejayhanton answered: GPOYW
  99. yougococo answered: left: “It’s a way of life” or “I know these symbols more than the english alphabet.” right: “Higher Tumblarity not included”
  100. dannygarcia answered: WWJD | Best worn while drunk.
  101. writer-a answered: Safer than a homemade mylar balloon.
  102. zoya answered: “You guys know I’m not Indian, right?”
  103. superdoofus-stratodrive answered: right one: “tumblr logo tee! (not available in dashboard blue…yet!)”
  104. ryanselvy answered: Lets get ready to Tumbl!
  105. lepanopticon answered: In all your “likes” you forgot how ugly developers really are.
  106. msg answered: this is my reblog face
  107. dbreunig answered: Reblog THIS
  108. vivatregina answered: “Follow Me” :D
  109. cyberpixie answered: My tumblarity is bigger than yours
  110. aatombomb reblogged this from david and added:
    I said “Grab one before we...out.” I kid! Do want.
  111. alexseder answered: *Higher Tumblarity not guaranteed.
  112. axelrod answered: Falcon Heene: Meme of 2k9
  113. aatombomb answered: Grab one before we sell out.
  114. falconieri answered: I’ll tumblr for you ::thinks of Boy George::
  115. mzchristine answered: Tumbl more, Work less
  116. skinny-cat answered: im the best lifeless looking motherfucker on tumblr
  117. peroty answered: Whether you’re a rock star or seeing stars, these shirts are for you!
  118. ohryankelley answered: Left: “Reblog this shirt” Right: “I only look half as drunk on tumblr”
  119. disgustingthingsihaveeaten answered: We’ve finally figured out how to monetize!
  120. alaskamiller answered: goofus and gallant’s big excellent adventure
  121. robosheep answered: “Reblog this Shirt” is the obvious choice
  122. andrearosen answered: Reblog for a good time.
  123. stephaniechrist answered: “I just came”
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