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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. The guy next to me on this flight is REALLY fat. Nice guy though.

  1. karlaakins reblogged this from david and added:
    Fat people have feelings, too, David. I’m disappointed in you.
  2. cajunboy reblogged this from david and added:
    I wonder if the guy sitting next to Karp just Twittered, “The...a HUGE cocksucker.
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