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  1. Can I get an honorary GED?

  1. 6od answered: You mind if it’s in crayon?
  2. avgas answered: Sure! Why not?
  3. burn answered: You just want to sexually experiment again.
  4. zackshapiro answered: Wasn’t enduring high school once enough?
  5. ryanb answered: No, but I can help you become a Social Media Expert, which is better. Just put that tag in your twitter profile and follow 5,000 people.
  6. mikehudack answered: If you get one I want one too.
  7. squashed answered: No. I mean, I could probably give you one…but I’m not accredited.
  8. fek answered: yeah you know me
  9. berezina answered: No, but you may be able to get a honorary high school diploma: bit.ly/23pUl8
  10. howitfeelstobefree answered: probably
  11. loudersoft answered: If u can spel betar then me holar i got u
  12. swinginunison answered: sure
  13. marco answered: I’ll issue one from the Arment School of Bullshit. It’s just as good as any other honorary degree.
  14. watermelonbread answered: Nope.
  15. jared answered: I hereby grant you an honorary GED. Mazel Tov.
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