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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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  1. Never assume you can take longer to poo than someone wearing a tie.

    Update: Mission accomplished.

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