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1. Man vs Toddler (via thedailywhat and robotsraholes)

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   Posted on November 26th, 2009 at 7:52am Posted 3 months ago

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   sade: Man vs. Toddler Rofl, I snorted at this. I think I may be a huge ass hole but the idea of grown ups competing...

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   Barn, hver vinnur?

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    Barats and Berretta will always have a special place in my heart.

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    What a nail-biter!

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    My 11 year old sister and I watched this three times and laughed heartily each time.

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    “Toddler doesn’t know algebra she’s completely ignorant!”

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    Juar, juar, juar.

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    Freaking awesome…

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    Yes, I am thankful for this. Very, very thankful.

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    ahhahaa “Get her weak ass outta my face.”

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    made me laugh. So simple, but so funny

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    Oh god! I watched this like five times!

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     I feel like my toddler would actually beat me at some of these.

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     thedailywhat. If only...Olympics were more like this.

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     This made me laugh out loud by myself. Lying...bed. In the dark. Alone.

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     hahaha too cute. she reminds me...abbie (cept i’d let her win!)

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     HAHAHAHAHA so glad i invested my time.

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     this is why i heart barats and bareta

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     There are no words.

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     to quote Fred Clause “BUT FRED….IT’S SOOO CATCHY!”

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     really should not be as funny as I find it.

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     was surprisingly funny.

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     OMG why do I see you Mr. Darryl Sarzaba doing this hahaha

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     YESSS best video ever

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     stupidest thing - ever. LOL

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     Show that toddler that being a toddler isn’t cool!

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     That’s amazing....made me lolalot.

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     That baby is so cute!!

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     “Somebody teach that kid to do shit.” Seems like something Dwight would do.

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     borrows pretty liberally from...Lonely Island, but it’s still pretty well done.

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     Hahah “Round 4: don’t spill grape juice. Toddler blows that one almost immediately”

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     THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

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     the woman’s face every time… priceless.

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     Haha ! I love this.

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     now I’m gonna laugh forever, great

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     It’s about time

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     This is amazing!

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     this video! Too funny..

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     im really in love with this. hahahha

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     IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND XD

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     Haha this is awesome and totally reeks...Lonely Island would do for a Digital Short.

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