Highlights from today’s Newlyhired Game:

Sean: What came first, Blake’s first Chief Architect position or Blake’s first girlfriend?

Sean: Devin, Bryan spent almost five years of his life slaving away for this vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity…
Devin: Goldman Sachs?
Sean: Correct!

Sean: What was the name of the girl Zhu took to prom three months ago?
John: What?
Derek (from the audience): Destiny!
Zhu: Her name is Jolene. She’s nice. I like her.

“I think the audience is winning.” — Derek