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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Suh-weet.  My honorary degree just got here.  Just in time to beat all my friends that graduate this month.  Suckers.

    Suh-weet.  My honorary degree just got here.  Just in time to beat all my friends that graduate this month.  Suckers.