David's Log

“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. “Lemme tell you…your eyes…are UNBELIEVABLE.”
    — Starbucks cashier with a HEAVY Italian accent