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  1. How do you get sparkling water out of velour?

  1. travors said: White whine anyone? :)
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    i’m just kinda sitting here picturing...sitting at your desk in a velour jumpsuit whilst...
  5. memegan said: he’s also very familiar with velour
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  7. jacob said: ask derek. he’s familiar with sparkles.
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  10. petervidani said: little bit of red wine.