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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. I’ve been off caffeine for about a month, and I’m pretty sure Taralucci screwed up and gave me a caff latte.  I seriously feel like I’m about to headbutt my monitor.