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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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  1. “If you’re wondering what a cat is, it’s sort of like a stuffed animal — but with a working asshole.”
    — ZeFrank