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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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  1. Rachel: Want to get another drink? I'll have another glass of wine.
    David: I'm actually doing alright.
    David: [Pours water all over table]
    Rachel: I can see that.
    David: What were we talking about?
    Rachel: Using your dick as an iPad stylus.
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