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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Charles is giving an epic speech in NY tonight

    Come and see how socially awkward I am in real life. It’s awesome. If you’re lucky, I might even make eye contact. Oh - please don’t show up if you are on my enemies list.