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  1. Whenever I lie down on top of Rachel, she calls me a “man blanket”. I think it’s because I’m so soft and flat.

  1. peculiarplanet reblogged this from david
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  3. stujones reblogged this from david and added:
    well, who would have thought....friends with a manklet! david:
  4. misterhippity reblogged this from david and added:
    there’s a drug that can help with that.
  5. poobah reblogged this from david and added:
    •••• Ah… David… correct us if we’re wrong but … we thought that under those circumstances,
  6. troutsniffer reblogged this from david and added:
    and i will just go