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  1. I Am Rich →
    $999 iPhone App
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  3. matt512 reblogged this from david and added:
    Haha as the comments on the original page state: ‘iTards’
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  6. productivitydecreaser reblogged this from david and added:
    No! They took it off the...store. It’s the first Dadaist app ever.
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  10. adamiss reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
    Wow, from ridiculously expensive and utterly useless phones to apps. People must not have read enough as children.
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  13. deleteyourself reblogged this from david and added:
    Another “why didn’t I think of that” application. david:
  14. mfs reblogged this from david and added:
    Good hint for some tumblrs to create the app “I am Poor”, an icon of a trashy car that had been sold by the user to get...
  15. thadeej reblogged this from david and added:
    Ah…I’m sure I’ll be seeing the little hipster kids with glowing red gems on their iPhones soon enough. Gag me.
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  17. biteofpythias reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    mine is titanium bitch, i’m oprah rich. what you only got the red gem app, phhhhww…
  18. soupsoup reblogged this from david and added:
    Wish I thought of this first. Fuck it, I will make mine $1999 for the uber-rich.
  19. biteofpythias reblogged this from david and added:
    this guy is brilliant. takes no time to program a glowing screen app and you just know that there will be a handful (or...
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  21. courtneyj reblogged this from david and added:
    I’m going to have to be careful with my wanton app store purchasing now.
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