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  1. Meme: Two Random Things On Your Desk Right Now

    lifeofbk: Icy Hot (gel), Craisins

    somethingmeaningful: Yoda Pez Dispenser, Altoid Case with bobby pins in it.

    superdoofus-stratodrive: state of montana fishing license, space madness ren hoek statuette

    Me: Hannah Montana bobblehead, Caroline McCarthy

  1. sudz reblogged this from theblackcat and added:
    Fisher-Price fan, Earl Grey tea bag (unused)
  2. wakest reblogged this from david and added:
    An ash tray filled...chestnuts. A laptop hard drive from a Millie who is now
  3. hoarr reblogged this from tristanjay7 and added:
    1. Superman : Red Son 2. Half-Scratched Off Lottery Ticket (I have two 7’s worth $25,000 and one more mystery block...
  4. drshutterbug reblogged this from shelbysmith and added:
    1. A box of Kodak slides that I’ve been meaning to print. 2. A 169 page “study guide” for Phase A from my Big Sis.
  5. shelbysmith reblogged this from katherine and added:
    I’m at work currently so it’s not that interesting: 1. A financier’s report on who received scholarships at TCC for Fall...
  6. katherine reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    I am working on our kitchen buffet and we’re packing, so there’s a lot to choose from. 1. hand mixer 2. cloth shopping...
  7. reginaluz reblogged this from david and added:
    Flubber magnet and Mom’s expired debit card
  8. swimupgood reblogged this from verydefinitely and added:
    Guerlain makeup pouch used as pen pouch, Starbucks Coffee mug.
  9. verydefinitely reblogged this from david and added:
    Arctic Chill, my Bamboo Fun named Frederick.
  10. groovystacybaby reblogged this from homelesssmith and added:
    4 pence and a curly wurly :D
  11. girlwearsmascara reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    an empty coffee cup. a full nalgene.
  12. britne reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    A purple, chipped, misshapen clay pencil-holder-thingy that was my sister’s art class attempt at a going-to-college...
  13. ibookgirl reblogged this from ben and added:
    My health insurance card and an old copy of Gulliver’s Travels.
  14. underproperlighting reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    Mine are: 1) Headache tablets 2) Beijing 2008 Olympics postcard from Teng.
  15. aaronbleyaert reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    A wooden kaleidoscope, dental floss.
  16. nu reblogged this from un and added:
    Hey! The farting toy and temporary tattoos were on MY desk - not yours! Wait…why am I admitting that?
  17. megalomaniac reblogged this from adam-weeks and added:
    1. Dexter Season 2 2. Krispy Kreme nametag with name “Fuckslut”.
  18. austin reblogged this from david and added:
    “Dick Cheney is a Ho” button, a voodoo doll
  19. bradofarrell reblogged this from david and added:
    Nintendo DS Tiny piece...paper containing Mega Man codes.
  20. fredrik reblogged this from nicklas and added:
    Mine: soldering iron notebook
  21. theothersteelie reblogged this from littleskyred and added:
    plastic water-bottle top crumpled up paper towel littleskyred:
  22. coffeesounds reblogged this from avalanche and added:
    Cell phone and land line phone
  23. rainbowhill reblogged this from un and added:
    artis genius. an ikea poseable wooden art model an asahi beer mug with lipton chamomile tea bag
  24. ciwi reblogged this from weker1 and added:
    A pretend walkie talkie and my wiimote.
  25. adam-weeks reblogged this from thetylerb and added:
    1. Goonies Thermos 2. Actual Gator Head
  26. thetylerb reblogged this from jessicareed and added:
    1. Fireball Whiskey 2. RockBand 360
  27. weker1 reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    37 Dr.Pepper Cap’s and a Box My Resident Evil Zippo came in.
  28. silverdoll reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    Three soft small black skull-and-bones balls for juggling, cat.
  29. un reblogged this from ben and added:
    Temporary Tatoos. I am seething artist/genius.
  30. up-schist-creek reblogged this from planetexpress and added:
    1. Large mug of hot tea. 2. Purchased copy of “Classic Queen”.
  31. madmohican reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    a capo, and two sponges.
  32. lysol reblogged this from shawnblog and added:
    MIDI Controller Skinny Puppy - The Greater Wrong of the Right
  33. patrickpending reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    A guitar capo and an English penny.
  34. yumwatch reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    A menu from Citrus at Social; packaging for the Spore Creature Creator.
  35. thelosspeaks reblogged this from riotrepublic and added:
    mini highlighter & painkillers
  36. nicklas reblogged this from shutupinternet
  37. riotrepublic reblogged this from amwelles and added:
    A hand written budget, a white cherry Icee.
  38. gmayfair reblogged this from travors and added:
    Ultra Thin Nursing Pads Indiana Jones Trilogy on VHS
  39. ben reblogged this from travors and added:
    Nintendo DS lite
  40. mozilla reblogged this from avalanche and added:
    My 2 PC’s, my cellphone.
  41. planetexpress reblogged this from kami and added:
    1. BlackBerry 8110 2. Issue of Kerrang
  42. theblackcat reblogged this from missbrightside
  43. fusioned reblogged this from david and added:
    Torq Xponent, The Art...Intrusion by Kevin Mitnick
  44. shawnblog reblogged this from travors and added:
    Trader Joe’s Thai Lime...Chili Cashews Moleskine soft cover 3.5 x 5.5
  45. mydigitalcerebration reblogged this from nansamplr and added:
    Ants. Victoria’s Secret Luxurious Hand and Body Cream (what the f…)
  46. darran reblogged this from travors and added:
    Empty PSP Case/Cover
  47. newromantics-x reblogged this from travors
  48. missbrightside reblogged this from alla1 and added:
    Ann Taylor coupons, spare contacts
  49. mrc reblogged this from travors and added:
    Freakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner 300 DVD
  50. unconventionalitismnessity reblogged this from veektor and added:
    Unconventionalitismnessity: C-3PO Coffee mug, Canon HG10.
  51. thecakeisalie reblogged this from superdoofus-stratodrive and added:
    1. The Sandman comics Vol 1-4 2. hedgehog figurine
  52. travors reblogged this from fancyprosestyle
  53. kami reblogged this from lazyguy and added:
    1. Yoshi Plushy 2. Behringer MicroAmp HA400
  54. lazyguy reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1. Wristband with UK flag on it. 2. University Prospectus.
  55. franksino reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1. Plates from my past 3 meals. 2. Matching empty cans of Coke Zero.
  56. fancyprosestyle reblogged this from david and added:
    ME: A copy of Giuseppe di Lampedusa’s The Leopard, which I am going to send to Kristen as a joke and my three page list...
  57. nansamplr reblogged this from morgenstern
  58. neavers reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1 - Chocolate and mint flavoured gum packet. 2 - Orthodontist leaflets.
  59. lethargicalmadness reblogged this from morgenstern
  60. morgenstern reblogged this from migsambo and added:
    1. Akai mpc 1000 2. Hello Kitty dangler
  61. pnuts reblogged this from starline and added:
    1. Speeding citation 2. Lubriderm
  62. veektor reblogged this from david and added:
    I have: Cheap can opener, corked Spanish olive oil vessel.
  63. halestorm reblogged this from alla1 and added:
    HalestorM: “Reclosable Freezer Bags” (reclosable is not a word), and Fiction Plane’s CD “Left Side
  64. migsambo reblogged this from david and added:
    Programming Languages “Design and Implementation” (Book) Nikon Coolpix 5200
  65. starline reblogged this from joshuawoulf and added:
    1.Tweezers 2. Digital Camera Charger
  66. alohanico reblogged this from david and added:
    Kool-Aid singles (the poor man’s Crystal Light - it’s gross but it was free) and about 10 diffrent shades
  67. artsystar reblogged this from david and added:
    Paper Clips, Ketchup Packets david:
  68. jessicareed reblogged this from tristanjay7 and added:
    1. Fabric Markers 2. Empty Make Up Bag
  69. nortolano reblogged this from david and added:
    My MacBook and my 112-year-old Logitech mouse. My desk is made out...an ottoman and an ice...
  70. courtneyj reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1. My passport. 2. Shotglass Jason brought me from Vegas 4 years ago.
  71. breefield reblogged this from amwelles and added:
    3 $100 bills, and my old HDD.
  72. mad-thoughts reblogged this from david and added:
    1. Folded up copy...The Onion, with a half complete sudoku puzzle. 2. The 2008 and 2009...
  73. freckledawesome reblogged this from david
  74. jessicachu reblogged this from david and added:
    Vogue (Sept 2008), Business Law: Text and Cases
  75. alexklaff reblogged this from david and added:
    Moi: Boudreaux’s Butt Paste and an empty 4 pack...redbull. Thankfully those two are...
  76. sqpeg reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    Misc little action figure guys (2 gargoyles, a robot samurai, a robot with gun hands, and a Galaxy robot from the...
  77. brandonyano reblogged this from david and added:
    brandonyano: A bottle...Jack Daniels and dental floss.
  78. homelesssmith reblogged this from david and added:
    I Don’t have a desk, i threw it away to make room for a sofa, rock and roll
  79. beverlyhasablog reblogged this from markyb and added:
    1. 2 plastic knives (wtf?) 2. bra
  80. amwelles reblogged this from david and added:
    packing tape, receipt from Fred Meyer.
  81. maxchoong reblogged this from david and added:
    Beer and salami sticks
  82. kbkarma reblogged this from david and added:
    Me: Mothership DVD edition, 50 blank CDs (I have two desks...an L-shaped configuration, so...
  83. alla1 reblogged this from david and added:
    A stamped letter I meant to send in June, broken rape whistle
  84. david reblogged this from superdoofus-stratodrive and added:
    Hannah Montana bobblehead, Caroline McCarthy
  85. joshuawoulf reblogged this from lifeofbk and added:
    1. A box containing an Eclair and a half-eaten Brownie. 2. Johnson & Johnson Reach Mint Waxed dental floss.
  86. markyb reblogged this from superdoofus-stratodrive and added:
    1. 2 cigars 2. broken lions football helmet lamp
  87. superdoofus-stratodrive reblogged this from somethingmeaningful and added:
    1. state of montana fishing license. 2. space madness ren hoek statuette
  88. somethingmeaningful reblogged this from lifeofbk and added:
    1. Yoda Pez Dispenser 2. Altoid Case with bobby pins in it.
  89. thenightdances reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1) butterknife 2)germ-x
  90. tristanjay7 reblogged this from shutupinternet and added:
    1. The Canterbury Tales 2. Xbox 360 controller