David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. David: I want Applebee's.
    Charles: Are you serious?
    Charles: Dude, it's not your birthday.