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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women

    I love this video so much.  Thank you Calli!

  1. askvero reblogged this from david and added:
    He had to be from Chicago....like that he stays stocked for the big girls.
  2. lameyamy reblogged this from carmenmariah and added:
    AHAHHA YESSS!!! AMEN, AMEN! This...a surefire, 99.99% successful way
  3. carmenmariah reblogged this from david and added:
    is for you. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person who reads my blog who will actually enjoy this. It’s like the Youtube...
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  9. suzannexie reblogged this from david and added:
    LOL. What a lesson.
  10. surrealicious reblogged this from david and added:
    hit ‘em with the Freezepop!
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    This needs to go as viral as possible. If only to...to the makers of Kool-Aid.
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  14. mark reblogged this from david and added:
    This guy is pretty much my hero.
  15. thephenthouse reblogged this from david and added:
    would be a “hood chick.” Must make note to get money and get paid.
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    Oh my goodness. This is the best thing on the internet.
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