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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Jacob:

    Ground Beef: I can’t believe Mexican places [in New York] don’t use carne asada.

    Shut the fuck up, Jacob!

  1. sleepanddream reblogged this from jacob and added:
    Oh man. Yet another reason I can at least tolerate being in Florida (though I already sort of listed this). Thank you...
  2. jacob reblogged this from david and added:
    David said that he actually requests ground beef. You just don’t even know.
  3. david reblogged this from jacob and added:
    Shut the fuck up, Jacob!
  4. aliciathegreat reblogged this from jacob and added:
    Jacob, WHAT THE EFF. COME HOME so we can feed you real food
  5. transparentcommunity reblogged this from jacob and added:
    Isn’t that a cardinal sin?
  6. protzik reblogged this from jacob and added:
    i now hate new york, and i have yet to go.
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