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  1. Is waiting for someone to die a crime?

  1. josh reblogged this from david and added:
    I hope not. Cause I’m doing it right now.
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  5. vb reblogged this from david and added:
    Not if there’s inheritance involved.
  6. yeahapparently reblogged this from david and added:
    That’s actually what we call “Jewish Revenge.”
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  8. adeandabet reblogged this from david and added:
    Only if you’re still standing over them with the weapon when the cops come. RUN, DAVID! RUN!
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