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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Emil: We're gonna strap a steady-cam to Roy.
    Emil: And then strap Roy to the front of a car.
    Roy: Oh? What kind of car?