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  1. Overheard: I Have Never Known Where the Line Is

    Dude #1: This one girl I hooked up with once made me choke her and shit when we fucked. She wanted to struggle, and I had to pry her legs open and hold her down. And she cried afterward.
    Dude #2, laughing: Dude... Are you sure you weren't raping this girl?
    Dude #1, laughing: Man, fuck you. [Abruptly stops laughing, pales] ... Fuck, man...