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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. “I met david in third grade, although my best memories of him are in fifth grade, when he started drawing pictures of women being penetrated by rube goldberg-esque fuckin’ machines.”
    — Robert was kind enough to put together my bio