- Stranger: Sorry to bother you. Our tour group just wanted to know what y'all do?
- Ari: We're mercenaries headed to kill ISIS.
I should be used to the way Americans dress when traveling, yet it still manages to amaze me. It’s as if the person next to you had been washing shoe polish off a pig, then suddenly threw down his sponge saying, ‘Fuck this. I’m going to Los Angeles!’