David's Log

<@ZoFreX> goddammit
<@ZoFreX> I forgot the definition of irony
<@ZoFreX> so I went to look it up on Wikipedia
<@ZoFreX> but Wikipedia is down
<@ZoFreX> AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THAT'S IRONIC OR NOT

Dec 1st

The surface of the Sun

Nov 30th

Watch

Martians Descend on Sesame Street

Nov 30th

What were his parents thinking?

Nov 30th

Marco: hi honey, I'm back for a few minutes before bed
Marco: oops
Marco: so yeah, tabbed IMs can sometimes be confusing
Marco: either that or our relationship just took a giant step forward

Nov 30th

Annie: omg
Annie: i love edward norton
Annie: i am soo attracted to him
Annie: why, im not really sure because he looks like a history teacher
Annie: but GOD DAMN IT he is some kind of man!

Nov 30th

Programming languages are like women

Nov 30th

The Antikythera Mechanism

Nov 30th

“Scientists have not been able to explain a 1998 study...”
— The National Sleep Research...

Nov 30th

“awesome! (about the alcohol)”
— Marco taken out of context

Nov 30th

This was parked outside our office this afternoon.

Nov 30th

Nov 30th

Watch

Nov 28th

Dan Meth

Nov 27th

@#$*%^&!!!!!!! — It can’t be a coincidence...

Nov 23rd

Thanksgiving Dinner

Turkey (18 lbs.) Sausage Stuffing Squash & Cauliflower Soup Noodle Pudding Mashed...

Nov 23rd

Andres is charged with setting up the office Wii.

Nov 23rd

“I am socializing, r-tard! I’m logged on to an MMORPG...”
— Make Love, Not Warcraft

Nov 23rd

Are men better parkers than women? More...

Nov 22nd

After four-months without a hair cut, I’m starting to...

Nov 22nd

“If you’re wondering what a cat is, it’s sort of...”
— ZeFrank

Nov 22nd

Robert: you'd think it'd be easier
Robert: like "hey, you're gay, I'm gay, let's gay"
Robert: but no
Robert: all gay men are secretly five year old children
Robert: which I guess means it's exactly like dating asian girls, actually

Nov 17th

I made eye-contact with Mary-Kate Olson (I think it was Mary-Kate) outside a bar in Gramercy Park...

Nov 16th

Apple orders 12-million mobile phone music...

Nov 16th

Robert: ps. my dad invited you to delia's art show on tuesday
Robert: I really wonder if he thinks we're gay together

Nov 15th

“VCs are startup friendly, hardware costs are low, and Google...”
— 5 Reasons to Create Your First...

Nov 15th

Watch

The most culturally significant event of my childhood. — “You’ll get caught up in...

Nov 13th

Nov 10th

Nov 10th

Watch

Nov 10th

The Real Borat

Nov 8th

Channel Frederator Awards

Nov 6th

Watch

God doesn’t like black holes.

Nov 6th

Florida: Palm trees, pirate ships, and rockets.

Nov 5th

Fred explains nextnewnetworks’ business plan (via...

Nov 5th

Web 2.0 Validator

Nov 5th

“Math is impossible, so just forget it.”
— Stephen Colbert

Nov 5th

Loading GIF Generator

Nov 5th

“Police have nothing better to do than pull over hella sick...”
— Club RSX

Nov 5th

Erotic Japanese Vinyls (すき)

Nov 4th

Nov 4th

bash.org#704747

<jtripp> I own a few sites and one of them sells baby products. A couple of weeks ago a customer ordered a gift for her sister and asked that it be shipped directly to her sister's house.
<jtripp> Well it turns out that she gave me the wrong address. When I called her to get the correct one she said her sister would call me. Unfortunately UPS returned the package before the sister called.
<jtripp> So, I reshipped the package out to the correct address but there were UPS fees for returning and resending the package. When I phoned to tell the customer here is what she said to me...
<jtripp> "I'll never shop online again, this is too much of a hassle. I had NO IDEA the right address would be so important."
<jtripp> What!?!?!?

Nov 4th

Ship of Theseus

Nov 4th

Lee

Nov 3rd

“Every once in a while, when your phone rings, pick up and...”
— Robert

Nov 3rd

Beware -- Zune is coming

Nov 3rd