David's Log

2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March 54

February 62

January 81

2009

December 67

November 84

October 56

September 55

August 57

July 48

June 38

May 38

April 45

March 33

February 52

January 69

2008

December 36

November 58

October 28

September 59

August 28

July 51

June 98

May 69

April 71

March 70

February 38

January 117

2007

December 100

November 49

October 40

September 53

August 24

July 23

June 45

May 132

April 191

March 122

February 37

January 77

2006

December 73

November 45

October 7

September

August

July

June 1

May

April

March

February

January

Wow — Copyscape catches plagiarism of the Davidville...

Hilariously sick new creation by the South...

Zune as table to sell iPods at Costco

ROFL -- Slant Eye for the Straight Guy

Having given up on clearing his history/cache/auto-fill, Robert now uses a separate browser for all...

“So what’s the smoke monster? I think it’s...”

“I find it fascinating that the upper levels of the...”
— Marco

Me: guess what marco is getting us!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annie: marco is getting us SOMETHING?!?!?
Annie: what?
Annie: is it,,.... a reservation at a restaurant?
Annie: a car?
Annie: a boat/
Annie: ?
Annie: a house?
Annie: HELLO!?!?
Me: CLOSEE!~~!~!!!
Annie: an apartment!??!?!?!
Me: RAYMAN!!!!!!
Annie: OMGKAJRIEURIEOAFK;DLFKLADNLNAKGFKADSJRIEURUEAI;KDLALSF

Robert: you're gonna hit me
Robert: but what's the problem with <center>?
Me: OMFG IT'S DEPRECATED YOU PRICK!!!!

Not sure how to explain this one

kissmobile! (via Moth)

If I get a ticket for a moving violation...

The NYSDMV does not record out-of-state violations committed by NYS drivers in other jurisdictions....

Sam helps me make cookies

“Do you like Metal Gear, ‘cause I wanna see your box.”
— Best pickup line ever

RAZR photo on 5th Ave. yields purple dash and trees in...

You park like an asshole

Emil's been elfed

Have any of you played Silent Hill?

The Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator

“There’s a surprising amount of overlap between the...”

“I need to move to Europe. I’d look fucking fantastic.”

“You can’t make false statements. Rosie will rue the...”
— Trump tells PEOPLE magazine

Shaken and stirred.

“I’m Jewish. I don’t believe in that Jesus shit.”
— Mila Kunis

The Most Dangerous Roads in the World

David's Log Furniture

Holiday Apple commercial

How Google keeps employees by treating them...

“I guarantee it. It isn’t what I expected at all. And...”
— Gizmodo Knows: iPhone Will Be...

100 things we didn't know this time last...

8. Devout Orthodox Jews are three times as likely to jaywalk as other people, according to an...

A fully edible …

Sleepy Spudgy (via spudgy)

The office is decked-out for the holidays

Annie desperately wants to get one of these.

By 12:00pm tomorrow, I will have a new hair cut.

Emil was generous enough to invite us to the Gotham Dream...

“Well we know Emil’s here.”
— Marco spots the 5-0 flying...

Our breakfeast this weekend

You will be rewarded 65 seconds into the video.

Three fire trucks drive by

David: I hope everyone's alright.
Annie: I hope it's not your Xbox.

Japanese “Get A Mac” Ad: iLife

College accuses instructor of trading grades...

“The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog can do that cool...”

David: Have you read this page?
Annie: Yeah, yeah, yeah. No I haven't.

“I have serious trouble with dragging and dropping”
— Rob

“… a guy with a sexual fetish for dinosaurs …”
— The conversations you catch...

Weeeeeird stuff happens when you wander on to...

Ever wonder what a Japanese blog looks like?

“Please, please, please, please, please, please, please,...”
— Annie on NextDayPets.com

Matchstick puzzles via ZeFrank.com

10. Most code is not inherently cross...

Remember in Independence Day when whatshisface-math-guy writes a virus that works on both his apple...

blog

n. Short for weblog. A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the...

Robert: the guy next to me
Robert: has a handlebar moustache
Robert: and a top hat
David: !

Visualizations of 15 Sorting Algorithms

Kevin Rose spills the beans on iPhone

How Feminism Ruined My Sex Life

<@ZoFreX> goddammit
<@ZoFreX> I forgot the definition of irony
<@ZoFreX> so I went to look it up on Wikipedia
<@ZoFreX> but Wikipedia is down
<@ZoFreX> AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER THAT'S IRONIC OR NOT