David's Log

2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March 38

February 62

January 81

2009

December 67

November 84

October 56

September 55

August 57

July 48

June 38

May 38

April 45

March 33

February 52

January 69

2008

December 36

November 58

October 28

September 59

August 28

July 51

June 98

May 69

April 71

March 70

February 38

January 117

2007

December 100

November 49

October 40

September 53

August 24

July 23

June 45

May 132

April 191

March 122

February 37

January 77

2006

December 73

November 45

October 7

September

August

July

June 1

May

April

March

February

January

“It takes time to make a revenge machine this awesome. Plus,...”
— Homer Simpson

I absolutely can't wait for Rush Hour 3

Annie: This magazine smells like girl.
Me: Totally.
Me: I would totally do that magazine.

Air Traffic Patterns

“I feel like I should be on a skateboard in a Backstreet Boys...”
— Herb

Herb: Hi, uh ... this is Herb. Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
Skype recording: "Hi, uh ... this is Herb. Leave a message and I'll get back to you."
Herb: I sound like a moron.

“Brian come here! Wanna see me Skype!?”
— Herb gets a new toy

Oh no we’re trapped!

TechCrunch love

The First Annual Channel Frederator Awards

The composite face of attractive women

Terrible F1 accident

Thank you Fred!

Awesome accommodations

Melissa’s sign sends the wrong message

Carrie knits and watches cartoons on JetBlue

“I met david in third grade, although my best memories of him...”
— Robert was kind enough to put...

“We might do that.”
— Herb sports the new NNN...

“Rolls Royce? That’s the Cadillac of cars isn’t...”

Microsoft Windows Vista Ultimate Limited...

The greatest human being

“In fact, Adam and Eve drove an Excursion.”
— Bush..er..Will Ferrell

Two nerds in taxi cab

Overheard: I Have Never Known Where the...

Dude #1: This one girl I hooked up with once made me choke her and shit when we fucked. She wanted to struggle, and I had to pry her legs open and hold her down. And she cried afterward.
Dude #2, laughing: Dude... Are you sure you weren't raping this girl?
Dude #1, laughing: Man, fuck you. [Abruptly stops laughing, pales] ... Fuck, man...

David: we're meeting the digg guys next week
Robert: nice
Robert: Mace them and put it on youtube and digg it

Emil: We're gonna strap a steady-cam to Roy.
Emil: And then strap Roy to the front of a car.
Roy: Oh? What kind of car?

Borat in 30 seconds

Stephen Colbert explains the whole AT&T thing

David: You finished the new app!?
David: Awesome!
Marco: Yup. Told you it was easy.
Marco: Complete with face-recognition.
Marco: It also includes Duke Nukem Forever.

1 in every 1000 people are subscribed to World of Warcraft.

“Rub it and it will give you three iWishes.”
— SNL on the iPhone

iPhone Commercial

Colbert on iPhone

Lee's selling his iPhone

Never kiss a guy during a stare down

David: I feel like we need to find Andres a girlfriend.
Annie: Cheese dip and Tostitos!? Wow!!! That's exactly what I wanted to eat!

Line Rider Die at the slopes (via D4N3Train)

“Take some Preperation-H and be a man, Cisco!”
— Andres on iPhone trademarks

Andres and me discuss serious business. It’s very...

Elinor is rockin’ the blonde hair

“After today, people won’t think other phones are very...”
— Steve Jobs unveils the iPhone

Hungry baby turns to statue

Annie: why would marco be dead and you be arrested?
Annie: what the heck do you do at work!?

“Because if he’s dead [points to Marco] and...”
— WTF Emil?

“So unfortunately I’m Tiffless for a couple of days. I...”
— Marco

We saw Conan on our way out tonight. He’s insanely tall, and was wearing a baseball hat to...

“She has such man hands!!! Oh my god look at them! Look at...”
— Annie watches Meg Ryan on the...

Marco: I doubt Lee has trouble getting dates
David: Nah - he's a great wrestler

The Guy Code

[conversation about literature]
Annie: I love Jane Austen.
Andres: Jane Austen is really really good.
David: ...
Andres: Sense and sensibility...
David: ...
Andres: ... I mean it's crap. Total crap...

Annie is confused

Mom: Do you ever go on Match.com?
David: Not recently. I'm usually on Adult Friend Finder.
Annie: ... Why?? Are you trying to find friends???

After a three week running discussion...

David’s new nickname: Master Annie’s new nickname: Boobs

Annie and Andres at Luxor

DB9 outside Patsy’s

“Well, David reverted to cannibalism.”
— Andres

“Researchers have developed a new device for cars, that stops...”
— Conan

“Lindsey - next time you go to Urban Outfitters, you’ve...”
— *sigh* … Fred

Herb: Yeah - so we've got some of our first press coverage.
Tim: Oh yeah?
Herb: Yeah ... The Wallstreet Journal.
Tim: ...
Tim: HOLY CRAP!
Emil: Nice job keeping it under the radar Herb.

“Despite the divorce this is nice to hear, almost romantic...”

Documentionation

I’ve been making up words left and right today.

Next time you’re frustrated waiting at a red light…

I have the best girlfriend ever

Annie was cleaning up yesterday and it just occurred to me that she put all of the Xbox games back...