David's Log

2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March 52

February 62

January 81

2009

December 67

November 84

October 56

September 55

August 57

July 48

June 38

May 38

April 45

March 33

February 52

January 69

2008

December 36

November 58

October 28

September 59

August 28

July 51

June 98

May 69

April 71

March 70

February 38

January 117

2007

December 100

November 49

October 40

September 53

August 24

July 23

June 45

May 132

April 191

March 122

February 37

January 77

2006

December 73

November 45

October 7

September

August

July

June 1

May

April

March

February

January

Emil: We should arrange a Battlestar Galactica viewing party on Sunday.
David: Is that show any good Emil?
Emil: Shut up David.

“Ohhhhhhh! I didn’t know it did all these amazing...”
— Annie plays with Tumblr for...

Introducing Worldwide Fido

Brand spankin’ new: Import Feeds

“While you’re on my blog please take note of the latest...”
— How to be a Geek

“There are no words for that. Unfortunately, I guess...”
— Marco’s not too...

Marco: Remove the "e" from "Moveable"
David: Right.
Marco: in your defense, I believe you can do either. But they did it without the E.
David: I like the look of Moveable
David: It kind of looks like the future

Totaled cab on my walk home. Godzilla?

“This toy includes small parts … Why would it include...”
— Stewie

Robert on Top Gear

Robert: This show is like
Robert: "This car is fast!"
Robert: "Wow, this car is fast!"
Robert: "I am surprised, that this other car, is also fast!"
Robert: "WHOA WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS CAR TO BE FAST?!?"

Welcome Leo Laporte!

Lindsey pushes the button to activate Fast Lane Daily

Jed: Marco! Get your camera ready!
Marco: Huh?
David: What's going to happen?
Jed: Lindsey's about to push the button.
David: What button?
Jed: The button that makes Fast Lane Daily live?
David: We push that button...
Jed: You're going to have to let Lindsey push that button.
David: ...
David: There is no actual button...
Jed and Marc groan.
Jed: David, you have a lot to learn about social interaction.
Jed: You know there's no Santa Clause either Lindsey.
Lindsey: I quit.

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David: Communism, right Lindsey?
Lindsey: Yeah! Go communism!

Best 404 page ever

Consumer Alert: Do not use Duct Tape to seal...

At the end of the day, they’re both rich. (Steve and...

Marco: I got a yogurt parfait at the Chicken Deli this morning and the cashier (the usual one) said "Wow, yogurt in the morning and a smoothie in the afternoon? You're healthy!"
Marco: I think we're becoming Chicken Deli celebrities

George Takei owns Tim Hardaway

50 funniest Homer Simpson quotes

The Moral of the Story: Get a vasectomy but...

Favorite new interview technique

Me: What's your favorite animal?
You: Uh...Frog?
Me: Frog???
Me: No -- Frog is wrong.

“The nice thing about winter is that I get to see all these...”
— Robert

Lee is brilliant.

Frank is the man.

Kari: That's the cutest dog ever!
Albie: They're all like that.

Introducing: Worldwide Fido

beta.worldwidefido.com Username: fido Password: pooch

“What’s your problem with dog tickle spots? It’s...”
— Albie Hecht

“You can say “no”, and I can say...”
— Colbert

“Here. Bye!”
— Marco Arment, HR

Hah! Wicked ad!

“Moveable Type! We must keep this from the serfs!”
— Emil

George: Like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring...
Jerry: ...
Jerry: It's not like that at all...

“You’re in the sun and you look around for a Drop Shadow to...”
— 23 Signs That You’re...

Robert: I was on a porn site full of links
Robert: and I clicked one
Robert: and it was an expired senduit link
Robert: And I was like "hahah, david even controls how I jack off now"

“I want to solve a mystery like this some day. But I still...”
— My dad watches the The Da...

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