David's Log

2010

December

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March 51

February 62

January 81

2009

December 67

November 84

October 56

September 55

August 57

July 48

June 38

May 38

April 45

March 33

February 52

January 69

2008

December 36

November 58

October 28

September 59

August 28

July 51

June 98

May 69

April 71

March 70

February 38

January 117

2007

December 100

November 49

October 40

September 53

August 24

July 23

June 45

May 132

April 191

March 122

February 37

January 77

2006

December 73

November 45

October 7

September

August

July

June 1

May

April

March

February

January

Tumblr: After Hours

“The workings of an automatic transmission are more...”
— David Allen

Fewer distractions lifehack: Running a consumer facing...

“Writing for the Digg audience feels like trying to fit in...”
— Marco: Do your own thing

[something profound]

My new Starbucks drink

Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot...

Hard at work as usual

“Guess the iPhone passcodes” is a stupid game to...

Ithaca, Apricot Wheat beer tastes like a delicious apricot.

Dinner at Tabla. Sporting my runway model look: ...

Picking out fruit

Body Kits

Lindsey: That shit is stupid anyway.
Lindsey: Unless you want to look like you're Korean.

“The whole thing (real estate) feels like you’re...”
— Chris Muscarella

“I don’t know why she was crying. You’d think...”
— Jakob

Halo 3

Obreahny: What happens if you shoot the alien?
David: He's friendly. You don't want to shoot him.
Obreahny: But what happens if you shoot him?
David: [Shoots the Arbiter]
Arbiter: Don't shoot me!
Obreahny: ...
Obreahny: What happens if you shoot him again?

“I hate when employers say “You’ll PROBABLY get...”
— Robert

Overheard on a NYC subway

3 year old kid: crying
Mom (with tattoo of kid's name on arm): Shut the **** up or I'll punch you in the face

“Don’t worry. I have a girlfriend.”
— Amanda’s stalker...

“Marc - you know everything. We need help.”
— Marco

Lunch at Shake Shack with Chris Muscarella and Ben Stein. I...

My favorite mispelling of “tumblelog” I just got in an email: tumglog

(via Forearm Shiver)

“Wikipedia is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing...”
— Encyclopedia Dramatica

“Well maybe things will become normal for you one day. But...”
— Andrew Baron’s wisdom...

Dalas Verdugo: “David Karp of Tumblr totally reminds...

Lindsey: That's the thing...
Lindsey: [name withheld]'s so smart...
Lindsey: We have nothing in common.

Geostationary Banana Over Texas

Demoing Photoshop’s “Extract” filter for...

“Are you on TV? No? Then shut up.”
— John Hodgman

David: Want to go to Mexico this weekend?
Lindsey: Mexico!?
David: Mexico.
Lindsey: Mexico?!
David: Mexico.
Lindsey: But that's in California!

Lunch with the Vimeo gang

“Who’s gonna sue JewTube?”
— Jed

Pete teaches Lindsey to be Jewish with Knish and Matzoh Ball...

AT&T Multimedia Message (note the...

I sent you a multimedia message. You can view my message via the internet at viewmymessage.com...

Domino’s Oreo Dessert Pizza

“Memory foam mattresses come with memory foam bears,...”
— Marco

OutThisLife: Do normal people look down on us? I haven't had contact with one of them in a long time..
turpenine: not usually, they respect us now, because all their base are belong to us.

Internet People! Made by our friend, Dan Meth. ReBlog this!

Marco: Actually, I always have a sweater.
Marco: But I'm not going to give it to you.

Rubber Ducky Armada

How JavaScript is Slowing Down the Web (And...

The Simpsons - Marge Googles Herself (via aatw)

Driving home through Mt. Misery

Stuffed and ready to head home

Cheesesteaks at Jim’s

Driving to Philly for cheesesteaks