David's Log

Keri: I'm on my way home. Had a rough day. Lots of hard surgeries. I just want to come home and relax.
Emil: Oh, good. You can make dinner. My ass is asleep from sitting on it all day. Hey, did you know that Elizabeth Shue was in the Karate Kid? I'm starved. Can you make pasta with the sauce from Rao's? By the way, we're out of Vanilla Vodka.
Keri: <silence>

Dec 1st

When email hashes go wrong

Nov 27th

Apparently my doorman found out the hard way that he has diabetes.  They said he’s recovering.

Nov 26th

David: What are you doing for Thanksgiving?
Charles: I'm trying to get my employees to work that day.

Nov 25th

In all the years I’ve lived in New York, I’ve called 911 upwards of ten times.  Tonight...

Nov 24th

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I <3 MrChiCity

Nov 20th

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Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Best of Leon (via soupsoup)

Nov 19th

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Jake and Amir: Dating Service

Nov 19th

Ars Technica: Tumblrette rocks Tumblr...

Nov 19th

“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you...”
— Albert Einstein (via Tiny...

Nov 19th

Sometimes I like to pop off one of my headphones and pretend...

Nov 19th

Challah bread is a great way to eat butter.

Nov 19th

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Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women I love this video so much.  Thank you...

Nov 18th

Thanks, YouTube…

Nov 17th

Girl: So what are you doing tomorrow?
Charles:  Uh, waking up next to you.
Charles: And regretting it...

Nov 17th

“Why does Jakob keep stealing those kids’...

Nov 17th

Girl: I was a philosophy major and an art history minor.
Charles: Wait, I don't care about that.
Charles: What do you like about me?

Nov 17th

Is this a necessary abbreviation?

Nov 17th

“Don’t forget to have fun!”
— Reggie Watts

Nov 17th

I need to take more group photos

Nov 17th

“This photo would be a lot better if you were more...”
— Charles (not to me…)

Nov 17th

Playing in McCarren Park (with Calli, Dr. Jay Parkinson,...

Nov 17th

Going to see Let the Right One In

Charles: Is it scary?
Pelle: You'll be alright.

Nov 17th

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New In November: Believe It Or Not (by Justin!)

Nov 13th

KICK MAP (via peterwknox and zachlinder)

Nov 13th

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Lindsey loves pink  (By Justin Johnson)

Nov 12th

Somebody help this guy. (via lfarm)

Nov 11th

Charles: Do you have a Blackberry charger?
David: I don't think so.
Charles: I thought we were friends...

Nov 9th

Breakfast of champions at Soho House

Nov 9th

“I wonder when they’re going to figure out how...”
— Charles

Nov 9th

Adam’s Pantone wall

Nov 9th

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T.I. — Whatever You Like (DiscoTech Remix)

Nov 9th

Julia shares my fear of arriving unfashionably early to...

Nov 9th

As seen in a Williamsburg bar… (via Scott Kidder)

Nov 9th

Tumblrette 1.2

Nov 8th

Slick new game, Charles! Tracism is hecka fun, and one...

Nov 8th

David: How do you spell "hecka"?
Jacob: You don't.

Nov 8th

Nov 8th

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OMG BEN IS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER (via yeti knight adventures)

Nov 8th

“Our goodies are not very good.”
— Charles

Nov 8th

Where should I get cupcakes in Williamsburg?

Nov 8th

It’s raining

Nov 8th

Dim sum

Nov 8th

Marco’s auto-linking is sexy

Nov 7th

Which messenger bag should I get for a 15” MacBook Pro?

Nov 7th

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Cloud Cult — Take Your Medicine

Nov 7th

Chuck: she went dark! im cutting her out of my life! she hurt me so bad. i guess it would be...

Nov 6th

Cup

Nov 4th

Charles: What's nine plus eight?
David: Seventeen.
Charles: Still?
Charles: When are they gonna change that...

Nov 4th

Found this in Chinatown yesterday

Nov 4th

Kendra: Did you guys get your free coffee at Starbucks?
Kendra: It's delicious.
Kendra: It tastes like freedom.

Nov 4th