David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Needing a laser pointer for your presentation is probably a good indication you need new slides.

  2. I remember when there were only 150 Pokémon.

  3. Rachel and I are skipping the fun in Austin this year, but we did make pizza with Lindsey and Blakeley!
I put prosciutto on mine.

    Rachel and I are skipping the fun in Austin this year, but we did make pizza with Lindsey and Blakeley!

    I put prosciutto on mine.

  4. barbara:

Kevin & David

Mom!

    barbara:

    Kevin & David

    Mom!

  5. Hyrule Tumblr Meetup, if you couldn’t make it to Austin. (via topherchris)

    Hyrule Tumblr Meetup, if you couldn’t make it to Austin. (via topherchris)

  6. Stephen Colbert Consumer Alert: Pringles

  7. Whenever I lie down on top of Rachel, she calls me a “man blanket”. I think it’s because I’m so soft and flat.

  8. Scientist
  9. It’s WEIRD seeing Rachel’s glasses lying around the apartment when she’s not here. HOW CAN SHE SEE WHERE SHE’S GOING!?

    It’s WEIRD seeing Rachel’s glasses lying around the apartment when she’s not here. HOW CAN SHE SEE WHERE SHE’S GOING!?

  10. “If you see one Trololololololololololo Guy parody video this hour, make it this one!” — thedailywhat (via streeter)