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  1. Tumblr Ministry of Design “No one is making them dress the same, they just do it. It’s kind of weird.”— Ben

    Tumblr Ministry of Design

    “No one is making them dress the same, they just do it. It’s kind of weird.”
    — Ben

  2. Rachel’s never heard of Mexican Jumping Beans. I have no idea what to do.

  3. (episodes of macgyver) * (macgyver episode running time) →
  4. “Overall, I think it’s a good time to have a girl in the 21st century because things are changing, with more opportunities for women. But girls are still the underdog, which means they’ll work harder, and everybody loves an underdog. The next Steve Jobs will totally be a chick, because girls are No. 2—and No. 2 always wins in America. Apple was a No. 2 company for years, and Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something. Traditionally, men are more like Microsoft, where they’ll just make a fake version of what that chick made, then beat the shit out of her and try to intimidate everybody into using their product.”
    — Louis C.K. (via Briana Mowrey)
  5. Bender: So do you know what I'm going to do before I do it?
    God: Yes.
    Bender: But what if I do something else?
    God: Then I don't know that.
  6. Corcoran's blog is kind of awesome →
  7. “For what it’s worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette.”
    — Ron Swanson

  8. MacBook feature request: Automatic volume adjustment based on ambient noise.

    Apparently they already have the patent.

  9. WANT

    WANT

  10. Perfection

    Perfection