David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Should I end this with something funny, like “HOLLA!”?
    — The most crucial step in my editing process (via librarysciences)
  2. This is going to get competitive

    Rachel and I are going to try wearing Fitbits during sex (with each other) to graph our physical exertion.

  3. This thing is freaking me out

    This thing is freaking me out

  4. What’s the TSA going to do when someone hijacks a plane using karate?

  5. Victory!

    Yuca Bar had to bring us a second table for all the food we ordered.

  6. Want to help me test some bookmarklet optimizations?

    The loading times should be much more consistent - which could mean dramatically faster in some instances.

    Just replace the (or add an additional) Tumblr Bookmarklet with this URL:

    javascript:try{try{tstbklt()}catch(e){}var%20tumblrBookmarkletVersion=3;var%20launchTumblr=function(){tumblrBookmarklet=window.open('http://www.tumblr.com/loading.htm','tumblr_bookmarklet','toolbar=no,resizable=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,width=450,height=430');var%20tumblrJS=document.createElement('script');tumblrJS.type='text/javascript';tumblrJS.src='http://www.tumblr.com/bookmarklet.js';document.body.appendChild(tumblrJS)};if(/Firefox/.test(navigator.userAgent))setTimeout(launchTumblr,0);else{launchTumblr()}}catch(e){alert("Sorry,%20an%20error%20has%20occurred.%20%20Upgrading%20to%20a%20newer%20browser%20may%20help.")}void(0)

    Please email me if it does anything wonky. Thanks!

  7. For that very special Batman in your life

    For that very special Batman in your life

  8. Rachel: It's been SO long since I've gotten a tattoo.
    David: I want a tattoo!
    Rachel: Of what?
    David: You know those orange glowing things on their arms in Mass Effect?
    Rachel: You want a hologram?
    David: And an iPad.
    Rachel: Those aren't tattoos...
  9. via boxbrown and travors

    via boxbrown and travors