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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. First up: A revolutionary Twitter client, an innovative farting app, and a breakthrough puzzle game. A Twitter client, a farting app, a puzzle. A Twitter client, a farting app… Are you getting it? These aren’t three separate apps, this is one app. No more switching out of Tweetie to make a fart sound. No more quitting Frenzic to tweet what you had for dinner. The future is now.
  2. I do not thank you for turning me onto this game. I installed it on the way down stairs, missed several elevators and then found myself standing in the middle of the hallway, it was a very tense situation.
  3. I love when I die in Flight Control right when I finish pooing.
  4. Back in New York!  Apparently, I was missed.
    Back in New York! Apparently, I was missed.
  5. One of many gorgeous photos Steve took during our romp around Waiheke.  I’m somewhere in the back of the jeep with all the girls.
    One of many gorgeous photos Steve took during our romp around Waiheke.  I’m somewhere in the back of the jeep with all the girls.
  6. Moose
    Moose
  7. John’s catching up
    John’s catching up
  8. I think the most dangerous thing about driving on the opposite side of the road is not remembering to look for stop signs on that side.