David's Log

“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Rachel: It's been SO long since I've gotten a tattoo.
    David: I want a tattoo!
    Rachel: Of what?
    David: You know those orange glowing things on their arms in Mass Effect?
    Rachel: You want a hologram?
    David: And an iPad.
    Rachel: Those aren't tattoos...
  2. via boxbrown and travors

    via boxbrown and travors

  3. This is the second restaurant I’ve spoken to that thought Foie gras was vegetarian friendly.

  4. Closet Organizer. That’s John Hamm!

  5. “She follows me. I like to think I’m her hero or something.”
    — <3

  7. “Is there rappers?”

  8. $$$

    $$$

  9. I wish I liked Kid Cudi more, since that’s all anyone seems to play anymore.