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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. WEIRD AL IS STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. This is the greatest day of my life!

  2. Popping bottles on the way to the red carpet

    Popping bottles on the way to the red carpet

  3. [Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

    I got 8 seconds before they made me put my phone away. We think that’s Rihanna!

  4. Come get Topherchris wasted if you're in Downtown LA right now! →
  5. Credentialing

    Credentialing

  6. Signing posters for charity.

You’re welcome.

    Signing posters for charity.

    You’re welcome.

  7. What’s up, giant record player?

    What’s up, giant record player?

  8. The secret red carpet that discreet celebrities use. Once I’ve done my interviews, I’m going to run back through here and do them again as Kevin Rose.

    The secret red carpet that discreet celebrities use. Once I’ve done my interviews, I’m going to run back through here and do them again as Kevin Rose.