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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Magikarp
  2. To: editors@tumblr.com
    Date: May 8, 2008 2:43:35 PM EDT
    Subject: the last episode of gossip girl was really good, so…

    i made a 200+ post tumblr about it. think i can get a book deal? 

  3. via 1000lolz and amandalynferri
  4. Looks like Google has some theories on you too.
    Looks like Google has some theories on you too.
  5. caro:

David, I think Google has some theories about you and Charles. (Via Rex.) 
 OMG.

    caro:

    David, I think Google has some theories about you and Charles. (Via Rex.) 

     OMG.

  6. Don't laugh at us →
    Tumblr’s moving to Tumblr.
  7. by path77
  8. HEY CAN I BECOME A BRICK YET ARE YOU SURE I’M PRETTY SURE THERE’S A MEMORY LEAK OR TWO
    — iPhone SDK (by Robert)
  9. I can’t seem to put your amazingness into words, that’s why.
    — Asking a journalist why she hasn’t written about me recently