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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed →

    “You’re going to sue me? Who do you think you are, the San Diego zoo?”

    via somethingchanged

  2. Is anyone else nervous that you wouldn’t get this much media coverage if you died today?
  3. “We laughed triumphantly, adrenaline racing, feeling like the Jack Bauer trio. (Disregard the fact that we’d just left a Lego convention.)”
    — Kevin tracks down an iPhone thief using MobileMe (via Amit)
  5. “You don’t understand, it does everything!”
    “You don’t understand, it does everything!”
  6. “Keywords: Mountain shaped like a skull”
    — Rachel’s shopping for islands
  7. Ordered. →
    It can climb stairs while shooting!
  8. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    MadMixMustang — Neun Und Neunzig Problems
    “99 Problems” by Jay-Z + “99 Luftballons” by Nena
    (via bunkercomplex and copycats)

    bringtoaboil:

    I wouldn’t have thought that i could laugh any harder at this song…
  9. Can you text 911?

  10. Where's the Iran coverage?

    Just plugged in my cable box.  Can’t find anything on CNN/FN/MSNBC :(

    Update: Cable news = Marijuana addiction, Bill Maher annoyed about something, and Miss California “controversy”.