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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Magikarp
    Magikarp

  2. To: editors@tumblr.com
    Date: May 8, 2008 2:43:35 PM EDT
    Subject: the last episode of gossip girl was really good, so…

    i made a 200+ post tumblr about it. think i can get a book deal? 

  3. via 1000lolz and amandalynferri
    via 1000lolz and amandalynferri
  4. Looks like Google has some theories on you too.
    Looks like Google has some theories on you too.
  5. caro: David, I think Google has some theories about you and Charles. (Via Rex.)   OMG.

    caro:

    David, I think Google has some theories about you and Charles. (Via Rex.) 

     OMG.

  6. Don't laugh at us →
    Tumblr’s moving to Tumblr.
  7. by path77
    by path77
  8. “HEY CAN I BECOME A BRICK YET ARE YOU SURE I’M PRETTY SURE THERE’S A MEMORY LEAK OR TWO”
    — iPhone SDK (by Robert)
  9. “I can’t seem to put your amazingness into words, that’s why.”
    — Asking a journalist why she hasn’t written about me recently