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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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  1. Wireless Technology

    Either my mouse and keyboard just stopped working or my computer froze. I will never know which.

  2. Anonymous asked: Why are you so cute and smart?

    Practice.

  3. pasty asked: Coolest person you've ever met of the celebrity variety? Biggest douche you ever met of the celebrity variety?

    I really enjoyed dating Katy Perry. She’s lovely. Her boyfriend was a jerk.

  4. Anonymous asked: what is love?

    Undoubting trust.

  5. Anonymous asked: How did you get such a hot girlfriend? Without the interwebs you'd prob be a virg

    Not true.

  6. Anonymous asked: are you planning to release this feature for the public? so people will stop spaming formspring stuff?

    Depends if it’s any good!

  7. coffeemakescreative asked: Have you ever imagined tumblr would get that big when you started out?

    I certainly dreamed!

  8. Ask me anything!! →
  9. OMG

    OMG

  10. I really want to drive a car off the roof of a parking garage, on to another car on another roof.