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  1. Earthquake!?

    Update: Yes!

  2. Tumblr Engineering: Building a Faster Lightbox →

    I just made my first contribution to the Engineering blog!

  3. Aw - thank you, Jeaux!
But TumblrBot is actually the guy that picks those.

    Aw - thank you, Jeaux!

    But TumblrBot is actually the guy that picks those.

  4. If PHP Were British →
  5. Clues for Sexing Chicks After a Few Weeks →
  6. Harry Potter: How It Should Have Ended

  7. The Big Picture: Afghanistan, August 2011

Staff Sergeant Adam Hendrickson (left), 29, of Winter Park, Fla., tries to fit his assault rifle into the overhead compartment upon boarding a flight at Manas, Kyrgyzstan. He is heading home with his unit of the 101st Airborne Division after completing its deployment in Afghanistan on Aug. 11.

(via Palbi)

    The Big Picture: Afghanistan, August 2011

    Staff Sergeant Adam Hendrickson (left), 29, of Winter Park, Fla., tries to fit his assault rifle into the overhead compartment upon boarding a flight at Manas, Kyrgyzstan. He is heading home with his unit of the 101st Airborne Division after completing its deployment in Afghanistan on Aug. 11.

    (via Palbi)

  8. maced asked: Hi! I have a few questions regarding some changes with the ask box function: 1) Why has tumblr eliminated the ability to hit 'enter' in ask boxes? and 2) Why are there character limits in asks? Ask messages are one of the main ways tumblr users communicate with each other. It's seems like the website is actively reducing functionality and communication b/w its users.

    We’ve been gradually tightening the Ask feature to eventually ensure real questions are all that make it through. In addition to keeping out spam and junk, we’re doing this in preparation for some new feedback tools that are about to roll out. This is increasingly important as the current Ask feature was not designed for high-volume communication and is becoming problematic to scale.

    While I promise the new features will be some of the greatest we’ve built, I must stress that we have no plans to make Tumblr a replacement for email. You can send your friends as many messages as you want with Gmail, Gchat, Facebook, etc.

  9. I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?
    — Homer Simpson