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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. The staff at this Indian restaurant just told Jacob he looks like Jesus.
  2. Gary needs a bigger monitor
    Gary needs a bigger monitor
  3. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
  4. Gary!
    Gary!
  5. Sup?!
    Sup?!
  6. 718-971-5245

    webmarc:

    Srsly.  Call it.  Right Now.
  7. So, while the circumstances of his sabatical are unfortunate, I’m glad to see him go, and so are a lot of other people. Why? Because he’s an asshole—and everyone knows it.
  8. BOOM HEADSHOT →
    Fun fact, Arrington: felons can’t own guns in the United States. It’s even illegal to allow a felon to handle a firearm.
  9. GPOY(and two canadians)W: Photo with Luke and Calli back in November.  I’ve since learned you can hold Shift to keep Photo Booth’s flash from making everyone look like aliens.
    GPOY(and two canadians)W: Photo with Luke and Calli back in November. I’ve since learned you can hold Shift to keep Photo Booth’s flash from making everyone look like aliens.
  10. Ugh
    Ugh