David's Log

Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. i think my mom hates me she didnt make me dinner omg
    — I feel you, Steph.
  2. WTF Comcast →
  3. [redacted]: You look like a Chinaman.
    Jacob: You sound like a racist.
  4. Boothed. →

    Kids these days.  Best viewed in Safari or Chrome.

  5. So glad Mo invited us over for dinner!  It’s nice to have his undivided attention.

    So glad Mo invited us over for dinner!  It’s nice to have his undivided attention.

  6. How did I order $76 worth of takeout sushi?

  7. OMGPOP Panda.  I love this guy.

  8. Tumblr camera stats →
    We decided to organize some camera statistics from photos uploaded to Tumblr, and it revealed some interesting data.

    Next I want to see which cameras get the most Likes.

  9. Quiet nights are the only time I enjoy snow in New York.

  10. “brilliant”

    “brilliant”