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By ltwp
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“A study in the January-February 2009 issue of the journal Health Affairs concluded that 75 percent of the country’s $2.5 trillion in health care spending has to do with four increasingly prevalent chronic diseases: obesity, Type 2 diabetes, heart disease and cancer. Most cases of these diseases, the report stated, are preventable because they are caused by behaviors like poor diets, inadequate exercise and smoking.”
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“Self Defense Shotguns ON SALE!”
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Dad: Do you remember anything from spacecamp?
David: I remember learning how to pronounce "Houston".
Dad: A lot of good that does you in Soho.
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Man vs Toddler (via thedailywhat and robotsraholes)
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“There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.”
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For accuracy, when you read my posts and emails, hear them in Rorschach’s voice.
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Never assume you can take longer to poo than someone wearing a tie.
Update: Mission accomplished.
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“Peter likes to leave me nice Motivational Stickies to help me make it through the day.” — meaghano


