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  1. Russian plumber doesn’t understand why people stare So does he go through 9 different theories as to why the toilet is clogged and then come up with the answer at the 50 minute mark when his friend Wilson the electrician says something totally unrelated? via Digg

    Russian plumber doesn’t understand why people stare

    So does he go through 9 different theories as to why the toilet is clogged and then come up with the answer at the 50 minute mark when his friend Wilson the electrician says something totally unrelated?

    via Digg

  2. Pasquale: How did you come up with the name OMGPOP?
    Charles: I wanted an acronym and a palindrome.
    Charles: I also own WTFDAD.
  3. “The thing about dating a squirter — you feel like you’re doing a really great job.”
    — Charles
  5. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    I forgot about Chamillionaire!!

    This song came out right when I got my first car.

    I actually think it was the reason I got a car.

  6. Lila has some neat post-orthopedic-class instructions on self-diagnosing carpal tunnel →

    I’m too afraid to try it on myself.

  7. “Breeders say that unlike the current record holder, Thumbelina, Einstein shows no signs of dwarfism. He’s just a tiny horse.”
    —

    Six pound horse may be world’s tiniest (via halfbakedidea)

     

  8. Which scotch/whisky should I try next?

    • My first was Maker’s Mark, sometime last year.
    • I’ve never liked Jack Daniel’s.
    • Knob Creek has been my favorite so far.

    This is totally new to me. Any help would be appreciated!

  9. Rachel must be following my browser history!

    Rachel must be following my browser history!

  10. Going on cable TV

    Going on cable TV