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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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Page 27
  1. “Self Defense Shotguns ON SALE!”
  2. Dad: Do you remember anything from spacecamp?
    David: I remember learning how to pronounce "Houston".
    Dad: A lot of good that does you in Soho.

  3. Man vs Toddler (via thedailywhat and robotsraholes)

  4. “There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.”
    — President Obama (via jaredgeller and poobah)
  5. Taken by Edu at EBE09

    Taken by Edu at EBE09

  6. For accuracy, when you read my posts and emails, hear them in Rorschach’s voice.

  7. Never assume you can take longer to poo than someone wearing a tie.

    Update: Mission accomplished.

  8. “Peter likes to leave me nice Motivational Stickies to help me make it through the day.” — meaghano

    “Peter likes to leave me nice Motivational Stickies to help me make it through the day.” — meaghano

  9. I just had a meeting with BT!  I forgot to take a picture with him :(

  10. Former local’s fiancé the object of worldwide jealousy →

    What a title!  Congrats, you two :)